Evil-Dog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Baily The Incredible Dog]

hahahahaHAHAHA

you're too funny !
Your other penis movie was funny even tho I gave it 0
but man....this one was hilarious !
Your dog is THE dog...."You must continue your journey !" the dog just walked like a couple of feets....hahaha
And the cat vs. dog moment was just too funny !
SSShh ! grrr ! Shhh ! grrr ! SSShh ! grrr ! Shhh ! grrr ! SSShh ! grrr ! Shhh ! grrr ! SSShh ! grrr ! Shhh ! grrr ! SSShh ! grrr ! Shhh ! grrr ! hahaha
that's the kind of humor I love !
Keep it up ! :)

[Volados]

hahahaha !

This was very funny !
I hope that I get this right !
Is this movie about 2 stoner who are hallucinating ?
Anyway when I saw the skydiving guy become the stoner on his floor I really laughed hehehehe
Make more !
The music fitted very well !
Keep it up !

[Simple Lessons of Life 2]

I say it rules !

Man you had some depressing reviews heh ?
I'll tell ya ! your movie is really great !
Why should there be like 35 lessons of life ?
those were 3 very funny short situations.
So I think it's really good !
It's short, enjoyable and goes straight to the point
and your drawing style is cool too !
You know what ? I'd like you to make a 2-3 minute story with that style of drawing.
I like your Lessons of life serie you have to continue it too ! but consider making a longer adventure of some sort you know ! :)
See ya ! Keep it up !
Maybe you could make the adventure of a guy that goes throught a bunch of crazy situation like the ones in Lessons of life...but all in a row...like....a very badlucked man....you know..
hehe ok Bye

[SticksDie]

That was great even tho it was a stick movie

But I have a few things to say :
I think that xiao xiao definetly started a new style of flash animation.
he is the master and father of all stick movies.
And I'm kinda tired of seeing tons of wannabe stick movie makers...some are goods
Yours is pretty good even tho it's very short.
But my point is that people should try harder to make their own creation and to be original.
You seem to have good skills so I strongly suggest that you
1) Put ALOT of effort into a stick movie to make a longer and enjoyable one.
OR
2) Use your imagination and bring to life and to our eyes something we have never seen ! or at least that is different to a million of other movies.

The sounds were really good and some music would add a lot to the mood of the animation.
So good luck and keep it up I'll watch your other movies !
See ya

[*One Bad Day*]

Hey that's great for a 1st submission

The graphics were not so bad
the music fitted well
and the story was quite funny !
I suggest you work more on the animations.
Sometimes the guy was dissapearing
like when the devil-guy go back to hell...he just vanished instead of passing throught the ground...maybe it was what you wanted...anyway
The lesbian girl were pretty too :)
So I hope you will do other flash animation since it was better than a lot I've seen !
Keep it up man !
See ya :)

[Wonderful World]

Yep that's the f*cking truth

Fuck the war
fuck bush
And WAKE UP pro-bush/pro-war people !!!

Nice movie man !
People don't want a comparison with the 11 sept. tragedy ? well it'S in your face ! The US are killing innocent people for a "false" cause.
I strongly suggest that everyone watch those 6 video documentaries on the US administration :
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/iraq/view/
also read this article : http://www.sundayherald.com/32522

FUCK THE WAR I SAY !

[President Banana]

Not 0

Please...
There are basic rules in voice acting :
1) If you can't do voice acting, don't do it.
2) Don't make any "fff" or "sss" sound directly IN the mic that sounds gay and unprofessional
3) The ultimate rule : DOn't try to make like the guy is yelling without yelling you know...
like "Mister president !"...it's just so obvious that you live in your parent'S basement and that you don't want to wake them up by trully yelling...
anyway
Stick movies usually suck
So i'll give you 1 for the effort

funkbomb responds:

i was in my parents basement jerk. go be a ass pirate somewhere else fuckass

[Wizard Power]

That's intense !

That was pretty good !
I don't like that kind of crap usually but this one was cool !
Maybe you could reduce the file size tho...
Keep it up

[MGS:Nano Encounter]

Hahaha man....

I just saw your bad review on the movie "Ninja!New"

this review :
"This is complete and utter crap who the heck wants to hear and listen to this old man speak and speak for hours. Voice is dull, sounds like that guy from the 3 Ninja's. Theres no action and you should never make a movie again yourlife. Stick to your dayjob and continue rating gay porn you queer."

And then I decided to see YOUR movies
haha I didn't even watch this one to the end.
look at your score
how can you judge other's work the way you do when your own work is shit ? are you frustrated so you want to insult people to feel good ?
and stop insulting people with 10-years old insult just because you don'T like their movies ("Ninja!New" was excellent by the way)

[Green Day - "Insomniac"]

Not so bad

Just follow a tutorial on streaming music...
the graphics were quite bad...but the overall movie was still not so bad.
At least you made the effort to do this with your limited knowledge of flash.
Which seems to be very limited hehe
go back to tutorials it helps.
streaming music is not complicated so you can't "not understand it"

And please people : stop bitching about flash movies when you never made any. It's simple...a person's skill can be limited but that person is still way better than you since you don't have any flash movie that people can see. so SHUT UP ! or at least be constructive isntead of just saying "ha this sucks - 0 !" come on...just the effort and the length is worth like 2 or 3...