Evil-Dog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2004) BoogieMonster]

Awesome!

Haa man that's so funny!
not much to say, just keep making them, your scenarios are funny as hell
Peace

Knox responds:

haha thanks punk o matic guy :)

[Sporkfest]

Not so good

Now what?? everybody will use this bananaphone song? Come on
There wasn't much content in this, just moving forks over a bunch of backgrounds, lots were images...
Keep it up

TmsT responds:

Brilliant in its simplicity, nay?

[Lock Hawk Down Part One]

*sigh* locks...

I have all the time in the world right now so here's my review...I'll try very hard to be objective and precise

Graphics : pretty good, the drawings were sharp, nice graphic style actually, good use of swift3d allthough sometimes there were holes in the helicopter...you lose your points on the cheap lock/clock animations...making a character talk with the little arrow swinging like that is quite boring and stupid and of course the whole character animation is a big 0 since they look very stupid...as you just tween them from one point to another and make them jump around they like were walking in some clockish way...I mean...face it, clocks and all are easy to animate, no face, no limbs, no details...

Sound : The music was AWESOME...hmmm yeah I'll move the sound score up a little, I'm being harsh. But the text-to-speech voices were really lame and annoying, they have no emotion in them, they don'T speak very well and sometime they were hard to understand...BUT there were subtitles so...the "annoyance" factor still remains, they aren't pleasant to hear as a real talented voice actor. But again good job on the music :)

Interactivity: Hmmm it's a movie so...none...and no I don't consider a scene selection to be interactive hehe.

Style: Hmm ok, clocks and locks have been
sincerly and totally overused and the whole thing was a clockish remake of the actual movie black hawk down. So this isn't stylish at all, it's quite usual and unoriginal but the action was ok but it would have been so much better with real characters...even sticks would have been better...

Violence: Yeah man good violence, good action and all, not much to say here

Humor: Some parts were a little funny, again, not much to say.

Overall: I really don't like clock movies (lock movies...same thing) so I'm biased but hey, I like original stuff and well animated stuff, and clocks doesn'T convey any of these qualities. I really implore you to consider other types of characters cause you have the flash skills, just use your imagination and get out of the clock trend please...

Peace and keep it up

Rho-VIII responds:

Well, because you've given me a constructive review, you have my respect.

I didn't use ANY swift 3d, it was all done in Flash MX, and I knew about the holes in the helicopters but they were too hard to replace...Long story..

Anyways, thanks for the constructive review.

[Lobster The Lobster Ep 10]

Reminds me of...me...

It all starts somewhere :)
I remember doing stuff like this, like my "ronron et meumeu" serie...sounds made from the mouth and stupid scenario hehe
keep it up guys

[Computer Music]

Haha nice

Cool idea dude, I enjoyed this, maybe cause it's 5 am and I'm still up...anyway I laughed.
Well thought and well executed
keep it up
peace

[Animals Are...]

The last guy's bro is indeed a pussy

Hahaha man that was hilarious
Especially the rhino! How did you think of such a moronic scenario?
I rarely watch flash movies more than once, but I've watched this one plenty of times since it's out. I was checking out again and voting and I saw that stupid review so I decided to tell you what I think. I like humor based on stupidity, and that's a master piece on that aspect :)

keep it up man

[Abstraction 5]

Cool man!

I liked that, that was tripy, quite original too
I wish it would have been longer and all!
I appreciate that you used my music
keep it up man

Livecorpse responds:

no prob man
well maybe a longer one, one of these day. *shrugs*

[Whitmore the Toad Pirate3]

Congrats!

That was a nice little serie you had there!
The graphics were quite nice and the quick jokes were cool too.
But I have to congratulate you especially for the music, the theme are awesome, you're the singer, doing many voices or you had some musician/singer friends to help you ?
anyway, that was great, the ending theme especially :)
Keep it up man you know what you're doing!
Peace

EdibleCastle responds:

the whitmore theme songs a solely done by me.

[FF7: About Random Battles]

That's pretty bad Joseph

I don'T especially like your humor (games and movies spoofs all the way and cheezy overused jokes) but you always make me smile or even laugh sometimes....but this was plain boring and unfunny, for me at least...I didn't even smile once...I was watching....totally indifferent toward your geek jokes with this really annoying narrator voice...I mean...you're explaining the commands in FF7 for fuck's sake...while trying to insert some jokes, what's up with that ? you can't come up with something more original than that ? original characters, original stories, other type of arts, except the usual cartoony tweenings...come on break your limits man...but the animation and graphics were good tho I can't deny that, very good in my opinion...but man...you really think those jokes are funny ? I mean yeah I guess if you made them...I respect that...well it's your style, keep it up you're a good artist, try exploring other kinda stuff
Peace