Evil-Dog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[White House Rats, Ep. #4]

Good job man

That was pretty cool
You should definitly change your style and stop doing these retarded mouth movement, then it would be a great improvement.
a good joke, good voice acting, nice work!
Peace

[Best Guitarist Ever]

really funny

...and extremely retarded, but that's what makes it funny hehe
DonT' give up on the guitar...unless it gives up on you! haha

[The Funeral]

9 months?

I hope you're kidding.
errr....work 2 years next time.

[Goamy's Hate Mail]

Basicly, you suck

This isn't like foamy at all

Here's what you can't do right while illwillpress does it right
You can't make good graphics
You can't make loud and clear voices
You can't write a good script for your movie
You can't animate your character typing on a keyboard
You can't make a movie that I won'T close before the end cause it's too annoying.
You can't create something original
You can't get an award for your good work (Turf of the week doesn't count)

So try to make something else with your time than a stupid and poor foamy rip-off cause you're TRYING to do what you criticize.

I'm not a hardcore Foamy fan, I just like original stuff, not some shitty ripoffs

[CCINC: Olay]

That sucks

Why are there still clock movies? why the hell are you guys still making these shit?
voices: text-to-speech, don't you think it's time to move on, these voices aren't funny or cool anymore, besides it sounds like shit.
graphics: a couple object with clocks on em...
animations: is there any?
Style: overdone?
Overall: That sucked

DurianClock responds:

You cannot kill the ClockCrew.

[Path of the Katana]

Don't give up

It wasn'T extremly bad...just bad...Try to make the sounds equally loud, the voices were so quiet...then there was this LOUD blade sound that almost made me head explode with my headphones...so work on the volumes...just watch your own movie many times you'll know what doesn't sound right. Next time try to make full body characters, do the motions yourself with your body to see at what speed it should be, they all walked very slowly...try to think of more realistic plot and action sequences, ninja hides in the shadow, a guy with a huge sword fights longer.
Dont let the bad comment discourage you, you're 13 and you'Re doing this, most people who critic your movie never made anythign so just keep practicing and you'll get wicked good.

Peace

PunishedOne responds:

A wise comment from a professional.

Fully-drawn characters are coming in my next Flash (Navy SEALs: VBSS.)

[Minushi - Chapter 2]

Awesome! professional!

NG does it again...
Score: 3.32
...what the hell is wrong with everybody?

It's pathetic, NG is clearly not a place for professional stuff, people prefer sprites, sticks and clocks it seems.

Your movie is amazing, incredible art and style.
There are very few flaws, some voices are a little fake, the story seems a little kiddy, but this is high quality.

Keep it up, don't let all these morons bring you down. I'm sure you didn't gather all that talent only to be discouraged by some nerdy site.
Mais hey j'viens de voir que t'es de montréal, moi aussi :)
Salut, bye

[F.N.F. #1 - Butternub]

Hahaha shit....

haha man...you're lucky I'm tired cause this is sooooo stupid but I found it funny haha
good job :)
keep making these short things

[What Can Be Changed]

NG = stupid?

Score: 3.23
Has NG become a gathering of pathetic morons only craving for video game parodies and stick/madness movies?

This movie was ultimatly excellent in sound/graphics/direction/style how come it has such a low score...

Awesome job by the people at FLASHCAFE Studio.

Maybe the score can be partially explained by your impersonnal approach. You sure get a 5 from me.

[Goamy: Goamy's rant]

Waste of time?

Why do you waste your time making this?
Foamy is just cartoon, just...a....cartoon...what's the big deal? you don't like it and a lot of people like it and that makes you frustrated? Just don't watch it.
Is NG like your second family and you don't want anything you don't like on it? Get a life and try to create something as good as what Illwillpress did. he's dedicated, a cartoon that is generally appreciated every 2 weeks? try to do that instead of wasting your time whining about some cartoon you couldn't even make (and no yours didn't have the same quality his cartoons have).