Evil-Dog's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[KILLER KAZUKI]

hahaha YES!

At first I was really skeptical but the more it played the more I understood what you were doing...it'S really funny and well done....geez...the score is so low :( it should have at least 4...well people are morons, give them sprite animations and you get the score...give them hard work and they don't understand what's going on...I laughed many times and dude the animation a sick! the only thing I didn't like is that your graphic styles were incoherent, real images + drawings that was weird....toward the end it got awesome...so really....good job dude I understand what you made, it's funny, it's violent and it's good! thanks for making it!

Peace

VirulentShuriken responds:

yeah no kidding man, what u said about sprites is true...

thanks for the review, im glad there's some people here with the same sense of humor as me that are enjoying this.

:^)

[PunchOut 2 Intro]

Not bad

But I gotta tell ya something, those kind of credits are really pointless and stupid...
Storyboard by you, flash editing by you, flash animation by you, sprite animation by you, ripped by you, directed by you....haha that's ridiculous man, just say you did it all for fuck's sake and don't drag the credits that long for nothing....and you still repeat the credits with everything by you at the end.

well...sprite graphics are ugly no matter what effects you do....the fights were weird...a bunch of old 8bit sounds and weird animation along with balls of orange light...I don't know...
Not bad, not so good either. you get a 3/5 from me cause I enjoyed it, it reminded me the old games I used to play.

AngelnX responds:

bu tthen if i do that, i get more complaints like that because it needs to feel more like a movie rather than some crap ass movie that anyone else make. so understand that, but YES! FINALLY SOME

[One Wish]

Emotional?

It's rather cheezy as hell
ok the graphics are good, so is the music
but man...the story...it's quite cheezy...
"Hey I'm amy, I'm 8 years old and already have big boobs, and Brian, I don't know you but I KNOW you're a great person and you can do anything!!"
haha

and the guy get up his wheelchair at the end and run the olympics? haha

I've seen more serious stuff dude :)
but keep it up, it was still pretty good

AligatorHead responds:

HAHAH yeah man thats funny
it's high school by the way
okay?

[(2004) BoogieMonster]

Awesome!

Haa man that's so funny!
not much to say, just keep making them, your scenarios are funny as hell
Peace

Knox responds:

haha thanks punk o matic guy :)

[Sporkfest]

Not so good

Now what?? everybody will use this bananaphone song? Come on
There wasn't much content in this, just moving forks over a bunch of backgrounds, lots were images...
Keep it up

TmsT responds:

Brilliant in its simplicity, nay?

[Lock Hawk Down Part One]

*sigh* locks...

I have all the time in the world right now so here's my review...I'll try very hard to be objective and precise

Graphics : pretty good, the drawings were sharp, nice graphic style actually, good use of swift3d allthough sometimes there were holes in the helicopter...you lose your points on the cheap lock/clock animations...making a character talk with the little arrow swinging like that is quite boring and stupid and of course the whole character animation is a big 0 since they look very stupid...as you just tween them from one point to another and make them jump around they like were walking in some clockish way...I mean...face it, clocks and all are easy to animate, no face, no limbs, no details...

Sound : The music was AWESOME...hmmm yeah I'll move the sound score up a little, I'm being harsh. But the text-to-speech voices were really lame and annoying, they have no emotion in them, they don'T speak very well and sometime they were hard to understand...BUT there were subtitles so...the "annoyance" factor still remains, they aren't pleasant to hear as a real talented voice actor. But again good job on the music :)

Interactivity: Hmmm it's a movie so...none...and no I don't consider a scene selection to be interactive hehe.

Style: Hmm ok, clocks and locks have been
sincerly and totally overused and the whole thing was a clockish remake of the actual movie black hawk down. So this isn't stylish at all, it's quite usual and unoriginal but the action was ok but it would have been so much better with real characters...even sticks would have been better...

Violence: Yeah man good violence, good action and all, not much to say here

Humor: Some parts were a little funny, again, not much to say.

Overall: I really don't like clock movies (lock movies...same thing) so I'm biased but hey, I like original stuff and well animated stuff, and clocks doesn'T convey any of these qualities. I really implore you to consider other types of characters cause you have the flash skills, just use your imagination and get out of the clock trend please...

Peace and keep it up

Rho-VIII responds:

Well, because you've given me a constructive review, you have my respect.

I didn't use ANY swift 3d, it was all done in Flash MX, and I knew about the holes in the helicopters but they were too hard to replace...Long story..

Anyways, thanks for the constructive review.

[Secret Mansion]

Nice stuff man

I see you answer to most of your reviews (if not all), that's cool, most people don't bother replying to reviews.
THat's some really nice stuff you have their, good mix of the frame-by-frame and tweening techniques. The camera work and perpective effects are cool too. There are some things that bothered me tho, sometimes the music was too loud (or the voices were not loud enough) so this could be corrected in a future part, the walking animations were kinda goofy too, take exemple on real walking/running animation that will help. On the positive side, the blood was way cool and I found this quite entertaining, so you keep up the good stuff, work on the animations and it's gonna be awesome :)

AligatorHead responds:

Yah, thats great im glad you're enjoying this. Thats cool that you noticed me replying to everyone. Its just fun reading and replying . So it dont bother me. Im glad you enjoyed it.

[Abstraction 5]

Cool man!

I liked that, that was tripy, quite original too
I wish it would have been longer and all!
I appreciate that you used my music
keep it up man

Livecorpse responds:

no prob man
well maybe a longer one, one of these day. *shrugs*

[Whitmore the Toad Pirate3]

Congrats!

That was a nice little serie you had there!
The graphics were quite nice and the quick jokes were cool too.
But I have to congratulate you especially for the music, the theme are awesome, you're the singer, doing many voices or you had some musician/singer friends to help you ?
anyway, that was great, the ending theme especially :)
Keep it up man you know what you're doing!
Peace

EdibleCastle responds:

the whitmore theme songs a solely done by me.

[What if Hitler Lived?]

The apogee of stupidity

Not your movies guys, the godddamn reviewers...

"Hitler didn't shoot himself, one of his man did"
"AK47 weren't invented during WWII"
"The americans didn't reach berlin"
"You're a nazi or a neo nazi because you speak about Hitler"
Holy fuck, have anyone of you considered using your brain for like a couple of seconds ?
it's a funny flash movie, not an historical documentary...who gives a damn about these details...and since when is, making hitler fall in love with jarid, racism ?

People are so stupid it angers me haha
maybe cause I just watched hulk...
Ok so guys the joke is a little arguable but still a good movie haha....subway ? hitler ? bwahaha
and I'm sorry you have to put up with all those morons, keep up the good stuff ! that was one of the most original ideas I've seen recently hehe

Pinnicle responds:

All right, our first extremely intelligent reviewer! Thanks man.