Score: 2

"Meh"

submission: Mortal Kombat Mishaps

date: June 7, 2005

I'm in a bad mood so I'll constructivly bash your movie

1) Look at the font you took for the menu, that's one of the most boring font ever...and not even your own preloader? come on you can do better than this.
2) Learn to use the freaking hit area in a button, I can't believe that after more than 10 submissions you still can't make a button with text where the whole text is the button and not the actually letters...
3) Original jokes? Liu Kang does his kick and fly pass his opponent to land in a pile of stuff with a "fall in a pile of stuff" sound, like we've seen a million times....not funny
4) The blood in Fatalities that backfire really sucked ass, what was that, an orange circle? at least use red damn it...
5) Why is there a " in the title of the forth mishaps, you didn't even check you made mistakes in your movie?
6) In some of the mishaps, the sound is really shit, cracking and all, adjust your volumes when you make a movie. You can watch your own movie you know, even a couple times, you will see what's wrong.

Overall it was a badly made sprite movies with not so good jokes. Lots of things could have been better but wasn't due to a lack of effort. Lucky for you, NG is filled with people who will actually admire this kind of shit. Thanks to them your score is way overrated, almost 4 for that? give me a fucking break.

All that being said, keep making flashes, just put more efforts and thoughts next time.

Score: 4

"Haha oookkk...."

submission: Sarah

date: May 30, 2005

that was weird...

Score: 2

"Good graphics, extremely "shitty" idea (haha)"

submission: The REAL revenge.

date: May 29, 2005

Just wanna let you know that you have 87 review pages of zeros.
that says a lot.
You could be in the guiness records.

Score: 6

"Again, LegendaryFrog with his writing..."

submission: Metal Gear Crisis 1.1

date: March 25, 2005

The animation was pretty good....but the writing is lame, a couple of jokes that make me chuckle but overall it's just pretty lame, a fart joke?
I don't know why people keep teaming with LF for his writing....anyone can come up with this 2-years old stuff
Bah!
LF go back to animating at least!
NALO write your own stuff there's a good chance it will be funnier.
Keep it up

Score: 7

"Funny"

submission: SUPER DUPER NINJA ACTION!

date: March 25, 2005

"I will find you brother" haha hilarious
more cliche please?
good animation, but overall it'S very cheesy

Score: 6

"Don't be dissapointed"

submission: Moustache and the Pirate

date: March 12, 2005

I think this should have like...2.8 or something
people seem to be pretty harsh on you
don't give up, you don't look like you're planning to give up anyway which is good
work more on the graphics, be careful with the sounds, try recording better voices without IISSING and speaking too directly in the mic. Work a bit more on the jokes too
the endless blood was kinda funny hehehe

Peace

Score: 9

"I liked it!"

submission: Agent Ivory

date: March 12, 2005

Cool stuff dude!
Try working on the flow and rythm of your jokes for your next work
I think P'panda was hilarious :)
overall it was well drawn with a nice drawing style, I can see a lot of effort went into this, some cool fbf animations, the characters are simple but they're pretty fun to watch
good music, good sounds (could use some more sounds here and there)
Keep it up!

Score: 6

"Good but feels very unfinished"

submission: My GOD, Robots! episode 2

date: March 6, 2005

Lots of crappily drawn parts, other parts have a good style
LOTS of missing sounds...feels empty
work harder next time
still better than most of the stuff in here.
Keep it up

Score: 5

"This was mediocre at best"

submission: Mario : brutality

date: February 19, 2005

How the fuck can someone still have any interest in making a cartoon mario?! Ever heard about originality?

here's what you have to work on for your next flash: Everything.
Work harder on your graphics, make more believable animations, find better sounds and use the right volumes cause they were very annoying, have some kind of story please, this was nonsense garbage, find original action, something different than the usual "killing a bunch of retards coming at the character for no reason"...and use a more fitting music, but for that it's only my opinion, music is very subjective.

That's it, please don't polute the portal with this kind of unoriginal, overused and boring shit.

But do keep making flashes
peace

Score: 8

"I think that's excellent"

submission: Rebel Burger Ep.1

date: February 19, 2005

That's a good new serie, different than all the other crap we see around.
But I'm sorry for you that you'll have to deal with (or simply ignore) all the really lame reviews you'll get like this previous one that shows as much intelligence as a monkey shitting himself. I'm sorry for them being such losers but you, are a good flash artist and I like your story telling, so keep up the good work

Peace